....“a package and you should receive it Friday a week....”

....“enclosed two mince pies but the Red Cross wouldn’t let me send them for some reason....”

....“and i hope you aren’t spending your time building castles in the air....”

....“don’t wear yourself out playing too many sports....”

....“i recently spent two weeks in the hospital but i certainly can’t blame you this time can i....(from a W.A.A.F.)”

....“i’m getting married next Friday. i will be thinking of you on my wedding night....”(former fiancé)